darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via cumfort)

lachrymosa:

Last night I was making out/doing things with someone on a cliff overlooking the beach, and we were under a blanket, and then I feel something pulling the blanket off of us, turn around, and there was a fucking fox staring at us. A fox saw me doing the dirty.